February 19, 2009

炒菜机

为了解放广大妇男妇女,创造绿色健康的饮食环境

土产品和fk同学联合发明了家用炒菜机,从此”做饭不再是你我的事”。

本产品标准版特点如下:

1 内置30cm不粘翻炒锅,有多种搅拌铲可供选择(另购),适合煎炒烹炸等多种烹调方式。

2 原装原料盒直插,无须任何附加配料,只需连接好专用食用油瓶和水箱。

3 简单快捷,插入原料盒,系统自动读入原料盒上15位烹调代码,电脑程序控制配料投放时间及翻炒火候,普通炒菜10分钟内完成。

4 炒菜完毕自动洗锅,烘干。

5 特设5层安全措施,防止漏电漏水糊锅,可选甜美女声语音提示。

6 炒菜机专用盒装原料可在各大超市购买,现已开发5大类,70种家常营养菜肴,价位适中。

7 本机自动按周计算食用油盐糖消耗量,严格监控营养指标。

8 原料盒包月优惠20%,免费送货上门,菜式搭配系经资深营养师研究结果,保证全家健康。

9 在官方网站上注册后本机(不包括翻炒铲及其他消耗品)一年免费保修,终身有偿维护。用户可以即使收到以旧换新的升级通知。

为了适应不同用户的需要特在标准版基础上推出如下加强型号:

静音王:无声炒菜,无声洗锅,噪音远低于欧盟标准。

智能王:附加用户评分系统,通过遗传算法自动优化变体菜谱,每次炒菜均为独一无二。

便携待机王:体积是标准版一半*,待机5天,附赠自行车固定装置。下班的时候超市里买一盒原装原料,骑车回家的时候便携待机王就在自行车后座上炒,到家就吃能吃到新鲜出锅的饭菜。
*原料盒与标准版不通用。

全能王:双锅双工,蒸饭煮面加炒菜完全不耽误。

无线彩屏王:无线上网,随时上载下载最新菜谱变体和硬体更新。用户自定义菜谱自动上传,在官方网站上换取积分。17寸屏幕,真彩浏览网上用户最新上传菜谱,在线定菜,附赠网络电视软件包。

专业王:全时自动/手动切换,为高级用户提供烹调可能。同时具有学习模式评分功能,根据用户操作和标准程序的差别打分,帮助用户提高。

健康王:附赠可联网健身器,自动计算菜肴卡路里,不做足够运动不开锅。

节能王:比标准版省电30%,速度只降低20%.

山寨王:价格便宜一半,可用兼容原料盒,或自投原料,没有自清洗功能, 没有保修。

Game theoretical analysis of the goal of life

To pursue excellence is a zero-sum game: you win then others lose and vice versa. We’d better set something else as our goal of life, which may allow everyone to be a “winner'’ at the same time.
-JvE

February 11, 2009

Why do we crucify ourselves?

Every finger in the room is pointing at me
I wanna spit in their faces then I get afraid of what that could bring
I got a bowling ball in my somach, I got a desert in my mouth
Figures that my courage would choose to sell out now

Ive been looking for a savior in these dirty streets
Looking for a savior beneath these dirty sheets
Ive been raising up my hands- drive another nail in
Just what God needs, one more victim

Why do we crucify ourselves
Everyday I crucify myself
Nothing I do is good enough for you
Crucify myself
Everyday I crucify myself
And my heart is sick of being in chains

Got a kick for a dog, beggin for love
Gotta have my sufferingso that I can have my cross
I know a cat named easter, he says will you ever learn
Youre just an empty cage girl if you kill the bird

Ive been looking for a savior in these dirty streets
Looking for a savior beneath these dirty sheets
Ive been raising up my hands- drive another nail in
Got enough guilt to start my own religion

Why do we crucify ourselves
Everyday I crucify myself
Nothing I do is good enough for you
Crucify myself
Everyday I crucify myself
And my heart is sick of being in chains

Please be
Save me
I cry

Looking for a savior in these dirty streets
Looking for a savior beneath these dirty sheets
Ive been raising up my hands- drive another nail in
Where are those angels when you need them

Why do we crucify ourselves
Everyday I crucify myself
Nothing I do is good enough for you
Crucify myself
Everyday I crucify myself
And my heart is sick of being in chains